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March 2021

Go to Mars, Jeff. And Stay There.

The Atlantic is my favorite magazine.  Can you tell?  The piece below (in this pillar of high quality journalism) targets the idiot obsessions of guys with too much money blowing it on rocket ships to Mars.  Yes, what SpaceX is doing in terms of making satellite launches and trips to the Space station or the moon economical and reliable is a great service to our country and the world.  Going to Mars, not so much.  In what must be one of the most moronic statements ever uttered by a clueless out of touch plutocrat, Jeff Bezos actually said that he couldn’t think of how else he could possibly spend all his billions except space travel.  Gosh Jeff, can you give it a bit more thought?  Perhaps someone with fewer than eleven houses could make a suggestion?  Or someone who doesn’t have a servant to manage his servants?

Fun Fact:

  • Elon Musk’s latest invention – I mean his newborn child – is named, no shit, XÆ A-12.  Elon helpfully explained that the child’s name should be pronounced, “X-Ash-A-12”.  Oh.  This is his seventh child and is designed to be fully charged overnight.
  • Remember Frank Zappa?  Yea, you’re old too.  One of his kids was named Moon Unit.  I like that better.  I like Frank better…

 

Mars Is a Hellhole

The Atlantic, by Shannon Stirone

February 26, 2021

Colonizing the red planet is a ridiculous way to help humanityRead More »Go to Mars, Jeff. And Stay There.

Nevermind! Another Universally Accepted “Truth” Is Disproved

This article in the Atlantic reviews the now commonly accepted idea that every human being has their own “style” of learning.  Some absorb information and ideas better from reading, some from hearing, some from visual presentations (some from daydreaming, some from hip hop, some from vaping, etc.).  Well… it sounded good.  But apparently there is little or no evidence that a person who is taught in the way they prefer, the way that is most comfortable to them — actually leads to better outcomes.  As the always relevant Emily Latella would say, “Nevermind!”

Reminds me when the entire US government swung into action to indoctrinate every American with the idea that carbohydrates were making us fat.  Thus leading to all of us to become really really fat.

Experts are useful and necessary.  But not infallible.Read More »Nevermind! Another Universally Accepted “Truth” Is Disproved

Free Money, Better than Sex

Airline CEOs Are Welfare Queens

We are in the era of mass delusions.  Millions of Americans believe that antifa planned the January 6th attack.  Thousands of day traders believe that Elon Musk is looking out for them.  Millions of GOP voters swear to defend America’s “free markets”, though today this economic phenomenon can only be seen in museums.  Good grief, a not insignificant number of people apparently buy SPAC IPOs! But there’s another mass delusion which no one is talking about.  Many Americans apparently believe that the shareholders of US airlines must be bailed out in order to ensure that the industry is able (eventually) to support a strong US economic recovery.  This is a lie.  Yes, we need a viable airline industry to enable a strong and sustainable economic recovery.  No, we don’t have to bribe airline CEOs and stock holders to achieve this.  The fact that both Democrats and Republicans in Congress are equally deluded in their support for airline CEO bailouts (having approved ~ $60 billion and counting) makes this a bipartisan hallucination. Airline CEOs are pushing a big lie in order to rip off American taxpayers. Back in the day, Republicans called women with children who needed help, “welfare queens”. Well, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander. Airline CEOs who tell the big lie that keeping them in their jobs and keeping their companies out of bankruptcy is in the best interests of taxpayers are, truly, welfare queens of the coronavirus pandemic.

 

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