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7 Best Reactions to the Election by Trump Supporters

Belligerent woman dressed in T-shirt, underwear, forced plane to land in
Mobile

MOBILE, Ala. (WALA) – A scantily clad passenger on a United Airlines flight on
Thursday was so belligerent that authorities diverted the Houston-bound flight
to Mobile, police said Monday.

According to the Mobile Airport
Authority Police Department, Sierra Nicole McClinton, 25, caused the
disturbance. Police said the Universal City, Texas, woman got into an
altercation with another passenger.

A flight attendant intervened to
try to calm the woman down, and then the attendant and another passenger
detained her until the plane made an unscheduled landing in Mobile.

Police
said McClinton, once on the ground, got off the plane wearing nothing but a
T-shirt and underwear. She appeared intoxicated and was yelling obscenities and
refusing to obey the officer’s commands, according to police.

McClinton
faces charges of disorderly conduct and public intoxicated. The flight continued
to Houston without incident.

Editors Note: Trump supporters are known to disrobe when airborne as a sign of loyalty to Goya kidney beans and the fight against Satan.

Hate-spewing Staten Island sex offender arrested for threatening to kill
Biden supporters

A sex offender was arrested Tuesday after posting explosive social media posts
that allegedly threatened to kill celebrants of Joe Biden’s presidential win,
derided Sen. Chuck Schumer as “the Jew Senator from New York” — and called for
the “extermination” of Democrats, federal prosecutors announced.

Brian
Maiorana, 54, was picked up at his Staten Island home, where he had stashed a
handgun, parts for a second firearm, ammo, a pistol-style crossbow and a Taser,
prosecutors allege.

He also had anti-government literature and a
skull mask “often featured prominently in far-right militant propaganda training
materials,” Assistant U.S. Attorney Artie McConnell said Tuesday.

Maiorana was convicted in Pennsylvania in 2007 of statutory
sexual assault and is registered as a level 1 sex offender in New York state,
making his firearm possession a federal crime, the feds said.

Editors note: there appears to be a high correlation between A. support for Trump and B. sex offenses but we caution readers that correlation does not prove causality.

Amazon delivery van wedged in golf cart tunnel. Driver blames GPS

It was the best wedge shot of the day. An Amazon delivery
driver attempted to drive through a golf cart tunnel in Oxford, Mich., but got
stuck on Saturday, the Detroit Free Press
reported.

The driver told Bill Offer, a supervisor at Boulder Pointe
Golf Club about 40 miles north of downtown Detroit, that his GPS put him on the
cart path and told him to drive under the tunnel, according to the Free Press.
Offer told the paper he was originally upset, but saw the driver’s sheepish
reaction and changed his tune.


Editors note: according to both unreliable as well as unnamed sources, the driver was upset about Trump’s defeat, causing him to be quite a bit more stupid than he usually is.

Jon Voight Threatens Biden Supporters with “Horror” and Plugs Satan

And the winner for best actor in a melodramatic work of fantasy fiction is — Jon
Voight.

The “Deliverance” actor posted a creepy monologue on Twitter
Wednesday urging Americans to join him in battling “this lie that Biden has been
chosen” as the next president.

“My fellow Americans, I stand here
with all the feelings I do disgusted with this lie that Biden has been chosen,
as if we don’t all know the truth,” Voight deadpanned.

The
81-year-old actor claimed “there will be a price to pay” for the allegedly
rigged election. State election officials have said there is no widespread
evidence of such fraud. “The ones who are jumping for joy now are jumping toward
the horror they will be in for because I know that the promises being made from
the left to the American people will never come to be,” he said.

“This
is now our greatest fight since the Civil War, the battle of righteousness
versus Satan,” he said. “Yes, Satan.”

Voight said in the bizarre
video that “leftists” are evil and corrupt, and want to destroy the United
States. “Let us give our trust to God and fight now for Trump’s victory because we all
know this ballot count is corruption like they are,” he said. “Let us fight this
fight like it is our last fight on Earth.”


Editor’s note: Voight, Bannon, and Kimberly Guilfoyle were rumored to be pitching “Trump, The Movie”, to skeptical suits at Warner Brothers yesterday.  Toxic Voight and unemployed Bannon and Guilfoyle pitched the epic MAGA-flick as “House of Cards meets Deliverance”.  Yum, yum!  

Trump supporter asks for restraining order against neighbours for celebrating Biden win

A Trump supporter filed a restraining order against his neighbours who he claims taunted him over Joe Biden’s election win. Michael Mason says he took legal action after being “harassed” by his Democratic supporting neighbours who he says mocked him over Trump’s loss.

Mr Mason filed a restraining order to have the neighbours stay 100 feet away from his home after Mr Biden became the president-elect. And he says he even called the police after the neighbouring children chanted about Mr Biden’s win to upset his own children, according to CBS13.

“I didn’t want to do this. They’re making me have to do this,” said Mr Mason. “I’m tired of getting harassed all the time,” Mason said. “My kids don’t want to come outside.”

Mr Mason also says the neighbours wrote “BLM” and “LGBTQ” in chalk on the pavement outside his home. “I went down there and asked them, ‘Well, why didn’t you write this in front of your house, or anybody else’s house? Why mine?’ And they just laughed at me,” he said.

Sean Millard lives between the politically warring homes. “It’s absolutely insane. 2020 has been kind of a crazy year,” said Mr Millard.

Editor’s note: what goes around, comes around…

Trump Supporter Attacks Elderly Couple Celebrating Biden’s Win

Following Joe Biden’s victory in the 2020 election and the Trump administration refusing to accept the results, stoking ire and spreading misinformation among the president’s supporters, some disgruntled Trump voters are getting violent. Such is the case in White Bear Lake, Minnesota, where a 50-year-old man attacked an elderly couple who was holding a home-made sign supporting President-elect Biden.

The assailant, Mark A. Ulsaker, has been charged with assault with a dangerous weapon, threats of violence, assault of a police officer, and resisting arrest, according to the Minneapolis Star-Tribune. He is being held on $25,000 bail. Ulsaker reportedly drove by a group who was holding signs in support of Biden, five days after the November 3 election. Among the group was a married couple, a 78-year-old woman and her 80-year-old husband.

According to their complaint, Ulsaker slowed his pickup truck down and shouted a vulgarity at the group, which they ignored. He then came back wielding a golf club and approached them from behind. Ulsaker began swinging it at the couple, which reportedly broke when it hit the chair the wife was sitting in, and he punched the husband in the head. Ulsaker also drove his pickup truck over the curb and towards the wife, in what he admitted was an attempt to scare her.

Police tracked Ulsaker after a witness wrote down his license plate number. When they arrived at his home, Ulsaker reportedly tried to punch the officer and only stopped resisting after being threatened with a taser. He admitted to “flipping off” the group and said their signs enraged him because he is a Trump supporter. The Ramsey County Sheriff’s Office did not respond to a request for comment.

Editor’s note: words matter. This is proof.

Trump Voters Weep.  Even the Men!

Marcy Templeton and her son Devin, 16 from Penn Township leave the “Trump House” with souvenirs in Latrobe, Pa.

LATROBE, Pa. — For the last five years, Leslie Rossi’s red, white, and blue-drenched Trump House, with a 14-foot metal cutout of the president looming over the front lawn, has been more than a roadside attraction.

It’s been a hub of grassroots support for President Donald Trump, with Rossi registering voters and distributing campaign merchandise. It’s been a place of community for conservatives in this rural area east of Pittsburgh, with wedding parties stopping by and long-lost friends reconnecting after chance encounters. And on Saturday, when Joe Biden became president-elect with a win in Pennsylvania, it was a place for mourners to gather and skeptics to compare notes on what they saw as a fraudulent election.

By Saturday evening, the Trump House visitor book had six pages of fresh entries from Saturday. Many who came by were crying, Rossi said. “Men, too. Not just women,” said Rossi, 50, who was a delegate to the Republican National Convention. “Obviously, we’re seeing a lot of people that are distraught, that are in disbelief.”

In McCandless, a suburb of Pittsburgh, Republican Penny Lyon has voted for countless presidential candidates who didn’t win. But the 75-year-old said the disappointment she felt Saturday over Trump’s defeat is unparalleled. “Normally, I would think, ‘Well, that’s the way it went. The people have spoken.’ This time is different,” said Lyon, her voice cracking as she broke down in tears. “I don’t ever remember feeling so devastated. And I know I’m not alone. I know I’m not the only one who feels this way.”

She’s also dealt with intra-family political squabbles. Kroh said she attempted to prevent her daughter, a Biden supporter who lives in London, from voting by mail, at first by delaying forwarding her daughter’s ballot, which was sent to their home in Latrobe. Then she intentionally omitted the international stamps she knew she’d need. “We had had an argument about it,” Kroh said. “She kept saying, ‘I didn’t get it.’ And I said, ‘I know. I didn’t want to mail it to you.’ And she said, ‘Well, you have to.’”

“It’s always going to be the Trump House,” she said.

Editor’s note: Mrs. Rossi is believed to be the first person in history to have made money off Trump other than Trump. Trump lawyers are preparing to sue.


*** URGENT: THIS JUST IN! ***

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  • Alien Baby Gives Birth to Human!
  • Handful of Trump Voters Accept Election Results! Say, ‘Regular Life Will Continue’!!

…Other Trump backers were more sanguine about the outcome. Paul Ritz rode his motorcycle Saturday to a bar in New Hudson, Mich. The 53-year-old, who works in construction, said he loves Trump but was tired of politics and was relieved the election is over. “I want to move on and I want to see other things,” Ritz said, his tattooed arms resting on the New Hudson Inn’s finished wood bar as he drank a Dos Equis. “I’m tired of best friends being enemies.”
…Even in less tense times, Jim Czebiniak seeks solace in hours of evening prayer. So when Czebiniak, an avid Trump supporter who lives in the upstate community of Knox, New York, heard that Biden had been declared the winner, he turned once again to worship in a search for answers. “First of all, I went to the Lord and I asked him why, why is it going like this? The Lord said, ‘Because I’m working on stuff. Just relax and let things work themselves out,’” said Czebiniak, 72, who is semi-retired from a career writing custom software. “To quote what’s-his-name from the Rolling Stones, Mick Jagger: ‘You can’t always get what you want,’” Czebiniak said.
…Martin, the retiree in Mississippi, says she’s planning to resume her daily life, tending to her animals and avoiding talking about the country’s change in leadership as a way to deal with the stress and trepidation she feels. “I’ll go out in the yard to check and talk to my chickens and say my old-fashioned hymns and get by,” she said.

Editor’s note: This too shall pass 

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